squall

The guy that should have fucked rinoa centuries ago.

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 15, 2007

Squat Lockouts

The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.

a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*

by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Squant

An unlucky person or event.

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"

by madboxofrox November 29, 2013

squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

by fredfrank July 30, 2009

Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see

Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.

by Drastil October 21, 2009