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Spelunky

This can refer to "one who makes a hobby of exploring and studying caves" such as the original definition suggests, but "caves" can have more than one meaning. One such would be the cave representing a woman's genitals, where the "spelunking" is done by male genitals. The context still stands fairly clear, with exploring being the main activity- although, "studying" would be changed to something more along the lines of "pounding as hard as he can".
Example 1: "I want to go down on her and do a little spelunky!"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Did you smash her last night?"
Guy 2: "I didn't just smash her- I SPELUNKY'D that PUSSY"
by kingofspelunky April 20, 2022
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spelunkers

One who enjoys
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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spelunking

The act of spelunking is mysterious. Many define it as such: a man does a little booty diving followed by immediate removal of the penis and placement back into the girls (now warm) poon.
Luke called Allison on Friday, enticing her with the promise of a hot night of spelunking.
by onecrazymofucka April 13, 2006
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Splunkyt

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.
"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011
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splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
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Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.
Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.
by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
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Desk Spelunking

The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.
Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.
by OrigamiFrog August 16, 2010
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