spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

sloff

To remove slowly.

I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.

by tepic August 1, 2014

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005

scoff

A sound that evil/wicked people say

*scoff* *scoff* i hearby to kill you all.

by Dictionary March 18, 2003

Sofflet

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

by Big Nob December 28, 2008