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spiderman that hoe

when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.
we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE
by chingaling October 15, 2007
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Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes
I have some lovley Spidermonkeys
by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010
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Spiderman

When the hair on, in and/or around your asshole becomes a tangled mess, not unlike that of a spiderweb. This mass of hair has a tenancy to catch small pieces of debris going in or out of ones asshole. In extreme cases, pieces of fecal matter, aptly named dingleberries, up to 3oz. in size. These "dingleberries" have a profound habit of tugging on the web of hairs, creating a very uncomfortable sensation known as "web-swinging". Also in other extreme cases, shitting causes the pulling of hair as the shit comes out with a feeling of a pulling sensation on your ass hair. The only known combatant of Spiderman is the Green Goblin or a friend with scissors.
Alleh told Richeh to trim his ass hair because Spiderman was relentless in giving up.
by Rebuttlemanz January 29, 2009
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spiderman

While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman
I was doggin this freak and i covered her face with the spiderman
by bellis1384 October 2, 2007
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Spiderman

when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)
that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.
by Frank Robinson December 28, 2005
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spiderman

when a man ejaculates into his hand before throwing it into a womens face shouting spiderman
david spiderman all over laurens face
by checkmate king November 26, 2014
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black spiderman

A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web
by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018
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