spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

Sparked on

To get shot

Trey keep talkin shit and you gonna get sparked on

by blackhamer March 28, 2016

shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017

sponkedoodle

when you put your cock in the dishwasher and ur dad comes in and rapes your cat

fuck man! I got sponkedoodled yesterday

by whiteretard April 10, 2018

Shanked

Basically the way of saying 'do you wanna get stabbed' but in the UK.

'Aye my g, come her your bout to get shanked up.'

by yes no ok maybe September 14, 2020

Spankey

Someone who plays with their penis way to often and in the most inappropriate locations.

If you keep that up you will go blind Spankey

by Wizza sleeve December 4, 2020

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022