Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

by MrDiddleZ August 26, 2015

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Soggy Twinkie

After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.

Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man

by Zepster January 11, 2009

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soggy sao

A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.

Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?

by Tyler D June 22, 2003

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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

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Soggy Koala

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

by CMac01 December 16, 2008

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soofy

A deliciously delightful woman with adorable attributes, including witty, smart, insightful, romantic, caring, supportive, understanding, giving and oh yes...the love of my life whose smile lights up the planet, eyes sparkle like diamonds and gives me man-wood like no other!!

When soofy walks into the room, she is the only one I see, the only person that exists in my world at that moment, wood sportage here* How can I not fall hopelessly in love with her?

by pauliebear June 2, 2011

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