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Unwrap the soap

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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porn soap

the lotion or cleanser that all strippers use, which smells universally the same.
I'll get in trouble with my wife if I come home smelling like perfume, not porn soap.
by Bill W. February 9, 2006
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mouth soaping

A punishment for using bad language, where the offender's mouth is washed out with soap.
I said litchy, so I'm the unlucky victim of mouth soaping.
by litchy August 17, 2007
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Soap Party

When you and preferably (2-3) friends grab a long tube sock (1 per person) any color or brand will due and also grab a hefty bar of soap, a new fresh bar is the best

Choose from brands such as...
1) Zest
2) Dial
3) Dove
4) Irish spring ect.

Put the bar of soap in your tube sock. Then you legit beat the fuck out someone or someones chick with the bar of soap in the sock. Several swings of the soap filled sock to the body of who your beating means they are having a soap party!
"Yo john doe just cockblocked you from that dimer, and now she went home without saying a word......Let's go ahead and give John a Soap Party!"

"Bro john doe's new girlfriend told my chick I was cheating on her with my client thats married and lives in LA.....Bitch needs a soap party!"

"He hit up my boys chick on blackberry messanger trying to spit game behind his back.....garinz next time we see him, SOAP PARTY!"
by RivG*D March 15, 2009
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queef soap

when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef
Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells fresh.
by queef sucker November 19, 2006
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bar of soap

Something very plain and boring looking.
Usually said when describing a group of the object.
Example, if there's a whole lot of bikes all together and you can't tell the difference you would say:

"I can't tell one another from a bar of soap."
by McGoonster October 5, 2009
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Soaping Tits

Any act of lathering soap and applying them to the female breast, in or out of the shower, as long as they are bare breasts. Also, there is no credit if there are man boobs.
Young Man, "Excuse me, but would you like me to soap your tits?"

'or'

"Damn I'd love to soap those tits!"

'or'

"Last night, when I was soaping tits..."
by C_Ville October 29, 2008
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