Snorfing

The act of stealing and or rapidly consuming something that is not yours

Poop Steve: Hey! Where is my last snus pouch?

Fagpussytwatpoonfartlarkey: Oh, sorry man. I snorfed it

Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!

by Fart Cam June 9, 2011

snorfling

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.

"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."

by Chester83 May 1, 2012

snorgling

snort laughing

snorgling; laughed so hard i snorted, laughed cause i snorted and that made me snort

by velang December 29, 2013

Scorchingness

Being beyond hot in beauty or appearance which originates within. beautiful gorgeous stunning

Lindsay is beyond hot. She is scorching. Sometimes her scorchingness will escape her body in the form of blushing so she dosent spontaneously combust.

by Wicket76 January 21, 2015

stoshing out

STOSHING OUT .... A northern Tasmanian way of saying you have fucked up hard !

"Bec is "stoshing out"
really hard!

Did you hear about kumar : he broke mountain biking , he really stoshed out this time !

by Poppoli October 6, 2016

snorklingus

When your girl sits on your face for so long that you need a snorkeling kit

That girl looks so tight I hope we get to have a night of snorklingus

by howzay February 27, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017