slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

Smashed

To have lost balance and fallen over due to the intentional actions of another pushing you over.

"Whoah, Nick just got smashed by JP - but that's OK, because he is 2 thirds of the problem."

by Mr Wriggley August 28, 2006

splashed

1. To bring it to the face and rage. 2. To lay down the abusive elbows.

fX got splashed 3-0

sMn > Scourge 3-1 ... AND SPLASHED.

by sMn September 11, 2004