Sewer Rat

Someone who pursues a member of the opposite sex 'underground' through texting or facebook messaging with the sole intention of bangin her when the weekend arrives. (Also known as 'laying the foundations' or 'doing the ground work') The 'Sewer Rat' often keeps their texting secret from their friends, hence the word 'sewer' to describe the 'underground' nature of the work. When the weekend comes the sewer rat surfaces. It is often a suprise when the 'sewer ratters' mates see the ratter with his target due to the secretive nature of his actions in the build up to the night out. The 'pre-ratting' usually occurs during the working week before friday and can continue right up to the moment the ratter smells the rat inside the pub or the club they are both going to.

Origins: Derives from the verb: 'To Rat/To Rat on' - To seriously go after a female with the purpose of pulling them.

Dan: Dave pal, wheres Andy gone? He was here just now.
Dave: He's been with that bird all night, apparently he's been texting her all week. Think she's going back to his house.
Dan: He kept that quiet! He's such a sewer rat!

by Can I? April 2, 2009

sewer

to do harm to another person, especially in the context of their chances with a girl

"Can you believe he told her the story about the noodles? He completely sewered me!"

by nomorefun December 9, 2007

sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

by robert morgan July 22, 2007

sewer mouse

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

by dadafari December 22, 2008

sewer job

To stick your penis in another person's ear and ejaculate in it.

My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.

by Spatula City April 16, 2003

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

sympathy spewer

One who vomits after hearing, seeing, or smelling someone else vomit.

When he saw Lindsay upchuck all over the bathroom floor, Dave proceeded to throw up, too. SYMPATHY SPEWER!

by Pat Monrinski May 15, 2009