One Night Skype

Giving someone or recieving Skype info, and having a conversation or video chat once, only to never make contact on Skype again. Usually occurs late at night in cases of extreme bordem.

Tom: Bro, last night I had a one night Skype with Angelina.
Roger: Really? Did she show you anything?
Tom: No...

by Senor Pasteles January 25, 2011

Skype Sex

Two fat unattractive people waving their genetils at their respective webcams whilst talking dirty.

Dude, Alex and Johnny had skype sex last night.

by Logan_The_Badass March 25, 2016

skype it out

To figure something out on skype.

My bf oversees and I are having trouble figuring out where to go on holidays this year. We're going to have to skype it out tonight.

by Linus McD. September 16, 2011

skyacking

The act of diving out of an airplane or helicopter in a kayak or canoe.

Emo Jew - "Hey wanna give up on life and skydive without a parachute?"

Logical stoner - "Yes, lets. However let's do it in style. Let's go skyacking!"

by Th30hja3ff3ct March 11, 2010

Skype Porn

Where you Skype your friend and tell him to look up porn then they share their screen and you mute them and watch the porn and then the porn isn't on your history!.....Genious

hey dude lets called up Bon and do some Skype Porn!

by Arnold Xavior July 8, 2012

Skype Pipe

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.

"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."

by tpleezy April 13, 2010

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010