Send the Asteroid!

Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.

Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?

Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!

by The Hidden Man of Texas January 19, 2023

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Portland Sandy

A sex term used to describe when one girl gives you a ballcuzzi while another blows you.

I got the greatest Portland Sandy last night. My dick felt like it was crying unicorn tears.

by MattSexyneck October 30, 2012

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Certified Sender

There is no try, only do. - kipper

The certified sender is an individual who rages like no other.

by Certified sender January 29, 2022

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Send her to the ranch

When one gets sent to Turnabout Ranch on Dr. Phil and Pewdiepie laughs and says send her to the ranch.

Pewdiepie: Send her to the ranch! You should send her to the ranch!

by Mr Toe December 9, 2019

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Send

The act of skiing in the hardest, most dangerous manner possible. Only true heroes send, and only true legends fullsend

“bro you see that fifty foot cliff bro”
“fullsend bro”

by heckin brews456 February 10, 2018

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One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.

Nothing can compare to this person. She is everything.

I realized you can't find love by finding the perfect person, but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly.

Sandy, you are the world to me. I see your eyes everywhere I look. When you left, I stopped smiling.

by Ray M3 November 20, 2007

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