shrivelization

civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.

mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all.

by heartLove! November 25, 2004

shriv

Any woodland creature of actual or fictional existence which dwells exclusively or voluntarily in mushrooms.

I'm pretty sure your grandmother is a fucking shriv.

by Cäncer September 14, 2007

schmivli

A rather mean and meagre hand-rolled cigarette. Like a roll-up only with barely a strand of tobacco inside. The sort rolled by jailbirds, or when rationing is prevalent. Usually fast burning, and prone to being crumpled in the fingers.

"Roll us a decent fag, not one of your usual mean schmivlis"

by sparrohawk November 7, 2008

shrivas

a type of person who can't keep their mouth shut.. as they are unable to control their bodily functions. they lack the ability to connect their central nervous system to the muscles in their mouth. This leads to spasms in the muscles in the mouth, leading to abnormalitiesin the way they speak..

Teacher: who knows the answer to x^2 + 1 ?
a shrivas: I come from india, and pakistan.. i'm stupid, because i got caught in the cross fire.

Laura: I can't tell her anything cz shes a right shrivas.

by w-ill-k-i-y-ou June 7, 2009

shrivalry

one who has the qualities of a shriv, aka qualities of an old wrinkly man-sac. someone who maintains jew like qualities but is not a jew

wow man, its been 2 weeks since you promised to pay me back in 2 days, why dont you cut the shrivalry and pay back

by sierrafox December 11, 2009

schrindog

A man who loves to have a several well-hung, hairy gentleman violently run train a train on his anus for an entire night until he's bleeding, but instead of calling it a "train" he calls it a "bendy bus".

"Adrian's a massive schrindog. That's why he was eating his dinner off the mantelpiece for the last week - said he took a massive bendy bus on Saturday."

by Campbellend_Newman November 3, 2022

scriv

1. a term for a poor person

2. a blade much like a shiv, except used by younger and fatter people

3. a term for an arrogant player addicted to snus and soggy walkers

1. watch out, there's a scriv about

2. i'm gonna stick you with my scriv

3. don't go out with him, he's scriv

by scrivscrivscriv February 8, 2008