schmuck

Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.

Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"

by mysterious writer June 10, 2004

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

schmuck

a jewish word for a screw up/reject...

what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck

by TBSman January 27, 2003

schmuck

Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york

fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)

by Spike rules June 11, 2006

Schmunk

schmunk or schmunck means he who will have the world in his hands. according to an ancient prophecy nordica schmunk will be the surname of the person who will dominate the world either for good or for destruction

Schmunk the king of destrution

by Byorn steckmüller February 23, 2018

Schmuk

The definition of Abyss Spire

ewwwww is that a schmuk

by Bob the word guy April 5, 2019

Schmuck

foreskin

Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis

by jesusincincy February 16, 2021