dowsch-schlomp

1) A giant, sweaty douchebag.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.

God damnit, who let the brigade of dowsch-schlomps in here, lets drink somewhere else.

by reimtime August 26, 2006

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005

schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

Schloop

sucking up the frozen coke that comes out the top of the cap.

"The frozen coke came out the top of my cap, so i gave it a little schloop"

by Steve Carley December 30, 2008

schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.

I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.

by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010

Schlepp

One whos eyes aren't straight and forgets everyday things. Often redheads and wear glasses.

That kid is talking to me but isn't looking at me, he must be a Schlepp.

by Taylor Benjamin May 30, 2008

schlepped

when one becomes so hammered that they forget everything that happens.

last night i got so schlepped.
dude, i know. you kissed a dude.
wow. i cant remember that

by jdeere6 May 15, 2010