Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

Schlomit

1)A girls name that is more suited to a handsome blonde young man.
2)Can also be used to describe an idiot or fool.

1)"Hey Schlomit, how youu doing?"

2)"What a Schlomit"

by Biddlecombe99 January 28, 2009

schlom

Snow that has melted into slush and feels like vomit mixed with sand when walking through it.

Man, I hate almost springtime in insert name of Midwest state here. I had to walk through three feet of schlom to get to class today.

by anonymich March 4, 2011

Schlager

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.

His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess

She's schlomoing

by ericat1544 August 6, 2016

Schlegel

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

esel schlagen

see donkey punch

YH-tastic. ROOFLES

by YH!tastic June 24, 2004