A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012
Get the Purple Santorum mug.after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.
Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.
by beanporn January 8, 2012
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Did you hear Rick Santorum's comments about the "March for your lives" event ? Why that's just in-santorum !
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The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.
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