"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
by To ph July 21, 2015
by A shy water demon November 22, 2021
A menacing offshoot of the Yorkshire Terrier the Santorini is capable of chewing through flesh, bone and steel.
The Santorini escaped by biting through its steel cage and going on a vengeance fueled quest for its enemies leaving bodies in its wake.
by Galaxy1 February 19, 2022
A vicious type of Yorkshire Terrier capable of snapping solid steel with its mouth and shattering concrete with is prayer paw like strikes.
by Galaxy1 February 19, 2022
A holiday destination for young and in-love couples seeking the ultimate, relaxed period with their significant others, but always end up in break-ups and heartbreaks for both parts.
Brendan: "I just booked tickets for me and Janice to Santorini. We're really excited to get some time for ourselves"
Josh: "So you can't man up and just break up with her already?"
Brendan: "Pretty much"
Janice: "So Brendan just invited me to Santorini. I can't wait, I think he's the one"
Rita: "Oh my God. You know every couple who goes to Santorini ends up breaking up right?"
Janice: "Holy shit! I need to cancel the trip right now"
Josh: "So you can't man up and just break up with her already?"
Brendan: "Pretty much"
Janice: "So Brendan just invited me to Santorini. I can't wait, I think he's the one"
Rita: "Oh my God. You know every couple who goes to Santorini ends up breaking up right?"
Janice: "Holy shit! I need to cancel the trip right now"
by badkarmasutra December 11, 2016