five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme

Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

by Vos ro dah November 14, 2020

saffir

welsh for sapphire

A crazy nutty girl who lives on chicken nuggets. Also likes to refer to herself in the third person.. A lot

Saffir really loves herself some nuggets.. Them nuggets is like her family

by Fibrofog81 December 19, 2016

Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.

1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"

by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008

Suffern

Literally only known for Grace Vanderwaal and literally nothing else. Nothing else interesting has happend in this town... ever

Hey I visited my parents in Suffern
Where?
The home of Grace Vanderwaal
Oh Ok I like her song I don't know my name

by HtotheG19 December 29, 2016

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010

sifferent

When you meet a SIF (Secret Internet Fatty) in real life and they look different from all the pictures they've sent you.

"Oh...you look sifferent from your profile pic."

by good worker bee February 14, 2013

Safford

To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.

Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.

by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018