Quest

A program created by a physics professor and used at The University of Texas at Austin, it is used to bone students' homework GPA. The program was intended to combat cheating and shortcuts, but proves otherwise. If you choose the incorrect answer, it DEDUCTS points from your homework grade, and can eventually make your score NEGATIVE if you keep getting the questions wrong. The program almost always fails in the evening or when needed, as professors use it because they are too lazy to get the TA's to grade the homework.

"Did you do your homework on Quest last night?"
"Yeah man, but I got fucked because I got too many questions wrong. I now have a 20 for a homework grade."

"Ugh! Quest is always down!"
"Welcome to UT, where the professors like to fuck you in the ass."

by Afrocow September 16, 2013

quesadich

mafia prose for What Goes On?

"quesadich?" or "quesadich, what goes on?"

by Icabod Yohanssen January 5, 2005

Quest for glory

A computer Adventure RPG in the late 80s to mid 90s, Created by Lori and Cory cole the game sieres was doing great untill quest for glory 4 where many people were very disapointed in the game and the sieres would end without being resolved. Many fans of the game begged them to resolve the game with a finle sequel, soon after QFG5 was released. Quest for glory 5 was the last of the games. A group of fans are working on makeing Quest for glory 6 or Hero 6.

QFG kicks the shit out of any other RPG!

by Tourach February 22, 2005

Elbow Quesdilla

Hitting someone with an elbow to the face.

I was watching an MMA fight and one of the fighters hit the other with an Elbow Quesdilla!

by SMFC July 20, 2009

weed quest

A Weed Quest is what usally happens when an eigth grader or highschool freshman first discovers weed and begins to smoke up everyday thinking hes hot shit. Weed Quests usally end when the little fucker is caught or he runs out of his allowance money. Dealers usally cash in on this because little kids are dumb enough to buy middies for 30 or 40 bucks, since they dont know any better.

"Man i'm makin a shitload of cash since little johnny got on that weed quest.

by David Bryan January 6, 2008

quesadildo

A normal quesadilla, only more delicious because of the name. Often the slang term referring to what your eating while you're hanging out with your friends and you need to laugh at something random.

1: I'm hungry, lets go make some quesadillas!
2: No, I think we should have quesadildos instead.
1: Haha, wth!?
2: Yah, you get the tortillas, I'll get the cheese, and we'll make a big steaming quesadildo
1: LOL

by swimswimswim March 17, 2009

Quemona

A woman who cheats on her husband; often frequently and with great pleasure; not only because of the carnal satisfaction involved, but by the act of being unfaithful period.

Y esto dijo mi abuelito antes de morirse; ja!:
La mujer que es quemona siempre andará al garete
Cuando ella lo quiere dar
Hace que el fino sea un machete
Y esa no encoge cama, ni petate ni enteja
Cuando es de a quemar se trata
Se lo da a cualquiera
Sea en el monte, sea en el agua
Ella lo da por donde quiera

by Master_B June 24, 2009