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pwn

1. to own really hard
2. perfect ownage over another person/thing
3. to be getting owned but then to come back and pwn
Person 1: Did you see the football game?
Person 2: Yea the Bears pwned the Saints

Hebes pwns mobs by stabbing them
by Kaal-El January 26, 2007
mugGet the pwnmug.

uber pwn

To pwn to the highest degree. Even higher than an ultra pwn
Guy 1: Wow u just pwned that guy
Guy 2: More like uber pwned
by tfitzy2155 July 11, 2007
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pwn sauce

The delicious topping that 133t h4x0rs sprinkle over pwned n00bs. Can be either white or red, and occasionally pesto.
(Some n00b has just been pwned)

1337 h4x0r: "pwn sauce!"
by MJMizzle August 4, 2007
mugGet the pwn saucemug.

silent pwn

To pwn someone while they're not around or quietly so they cannot hear you.
Man 1: You suck.

Man 2 *quietly* faggot!

Man 2 to Man 1: Silent pwn!!
by SanMahn September 5, 2009
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Peter Pwn

Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz live in Neverland pwning and raping random kids and piratez.
Peter Pwn is the pimp of 15 Murrmadez and the underaged pwnstar Tinkerbellmao. Tinkerbellmao is his favorite and she gets jealous every time Peter Pwn gets a hard-on from older sluts like Wendy Darling and her brothers (which he kidnaps and later rapes.)
He is a true kid magnet.
He is also the arch enemy of Captain Hooker, who now had his arm replaced by a crooked dildo after he got pwned by Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz in the movie 'Peter Pwn: From Pwnama to Owntario.'

Peter Pwn seems to be underaged in every movie he appears in. In the movie 'Peter Pwn and the Pwnorama,' it turns out Captain Hooker's loyal slave Smee (born Spankmee Petrownski) is his father.
In the movie 'Peter Pwn: Lust for Children' he marries Peter Pwnette, and it turns out they pwned happily ever after.
Person 1: Did you see tht Crowncodile bite Captain Hooker?
Person 2: It was Peter Pwns Crowncodile.
by Ministarjbt December 2, 2009
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pwn-back

Noun: A counter pwn.

Verb: 1: To return a pwn to it's rightful pwner.
Verb: 2: To travel in reverse down the pwn continuum.
You just got pwned, biatch! No pwn-backs!
by Mike Roberts May 5, 2006
mugGet the pwn-backmug.

Foliage Pwn

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"
guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!
by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009
mugGet the Foliage Pwnmug.

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