pepperoni pizza snacks

a phrase used by drunk people to talk about nipples

guy 1: "i'd like to lick her pepperoni pizza snacks"
guy 2: hell yeah dude

by bobspizzajoint October 9, 2018

Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.

Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.

by Anon1920 March 28, 2016

pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickeled

Getting punched so hard, you shit yourself.

Yo! You seen Big Bobby Brown get rocked in his teeth?

Yea bruh, Jameel pumpernickeled that man!

by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021

PEPPERON

The PEPPERON is the boi of the name Pepper Roni

"I SUMMON THE PEPPERON"

by anonymous February 2, 2021

pumpernickle

dark sourdough molasses bread can do pumper for a nickle

I was eatin pumpernickle. Pimp comes over say U like pumpernickle? I got one U can pump for a dollar!

So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006