Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Get the cruel and unusual punishmentmug. Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
Person 2: Is that legal!?
Person 2: Is that legal!?
by Fatty Mc Fat Fat, yo. October 17, 2008
Get the Cruel and Unusual Punishmentmug. The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.
by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
Get the 2 inch punishermug. A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.
Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!
by Mr. Woolfy January 18, 2017
Get the 12 inch punishermug. Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.
by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021
Get the Punished Him Severelymug. Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
Get the two-inch-punishermug. The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016
Get the Brazilian Fart Punishmentmug.