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Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.
Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"
by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016
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Protected veteran

A Veteran who has once served in the armed forces of this great country . The United States of America. Defends the people (civilians) if the gov't, decided to ever over through the American Citizens who I myself have raised my right hand and served. If that's not love, idk what is. In the army, there was no black,white and purple. There was only Green.HOOAH!!!!! Roger That.Out
by Combat Veteran February 21, 2017
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protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.
"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey
by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017
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protein dunk

When one bro leaves the gym and consumes a large amount of protein.
Chad: I'm leaving the gym now and I'm pumped for my protein dunk, dude.
by CarlCarlson1275 May 4, 2019
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Protein Pancake

Similar to soggy biscuit game but each person fleshlight’s that pancake. Gotta get that recommended daily amount of brotein

(pancake toppings are optional)
Person 1: I had a protein pancake last night
Person 2: aww mate how did that end up happing?
Person 1: I though the lemon might make it fast. But that was a fatal mistake
by 933k February 25, 2020
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Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger
She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.
by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020
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submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.
Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!
by John Mulshine September 17, 2007
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