Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.

Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025

Green protein

Green protein is slang word for marijuana.

ayyy brah! pass the green protein

by petoavoidenceclub July 22, 2011

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Protein Shake

Cum, ejaculate

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.

by Park Here. May 1, 2021