Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 21, 2024

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Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 January 19, 2016

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Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag January 07, 2016

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Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 12, 2016

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protein infusion

During sex, the man pulls out right before he is about to blow his load, and quickly rams his cock into her mouth to deposit it, infusing her mouth with warm protein.

I was fucking my girl last night. I thought I'd switch things up, and gave her a protein infusion. She gagged and kicked me out of bed. I wound up sleeping on the couch.

by Rosobola May 27, 2016

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