Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012

Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016