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Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
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professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.
As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"
by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013
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Professional Streets Nigga

A niggafied citizen, preferably in Detroit who is exceedingly good in the profession of street, like illegally selling narcotics to his so called "brothers", shooting other niggafied citizens and saying the word "nigga" repeatedly.
Child: I could really use some of the devils lettuce know what I'm saying?
Father: I get mine from Lebron, the Professional Streets Nigga, I will e-mail you his coordinates
by ShitsJustAJoke November 18, 2020
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Professional Idler

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010
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D Profit

a stupid white gangster kid that starts problems with every body
tommy: whats good d profit?
d profit: fuck you buddy
tommy: im gonna kick your ass
by j_dog156 October 15, 2008
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high-profile

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.
Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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professional drinker

A person who can handle his or her alcohol without ever having anybody take care of their drunk ass or embarrassing themselves.(Puking on people, funiture, and in cars)
"Damn! Tyler is still drinking, is he gonna be alright?"
"Hell yeah! dude is a professional drinker!"
by tylert January 30, 2008
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