Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.

Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!

by YAWA February 12, 2023

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.

by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019

Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.

Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Dick pooch

The pubic bone of a man

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies

by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018