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Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Laverne: Check it out! I bought this gem for $100,000, and Kevin Garnett hit me up asking to buy it!
Shirley: Damn that must be an uncut gem.