Laverne: Check it out! I bought this gem for $100,000, and Kevin Garnett hit me up asking to buy it!
Shirley: Damn that must be an uncut gem.
Shirley: Damn that must be an uncut gem.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 05, 2020
A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 05, 2020