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Definitions by Cheerio33

Fucked the Pooch 

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.
John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
Fucked the Pooch by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019

Tinky Fuckin' 

Performing various acts of little added value. Can be used in place of "tinkering around."
Anne: What did you do today?

John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.

Anne: Tyler is so worthless.

John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.

Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.
Tinky Fuckin' by Cheerio33 October 2, 2019