John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
by Cheerio33 October 03, 2019
Anne: What did you do today?
John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.
Anne: Tyler is so worthless.
John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.
Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.
John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.
Anne: Tyler is so worthless.
John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.
Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.
by Cheerio33 October 02, 2019