Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

Two-Incher Pincher by 752002729 January 19, 2010

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pinch and squirt

The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.

In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.

pinch and squirt by montyl January 21, 2010

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penchentable

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable

hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

penchentable by Michael Deviantmind May 2, 2008

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pinecone pincher

Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.

Joe is a pinecone pincher because he is tall and likes boys.

pinecone pincher by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009

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