PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022

Pikalski

Pikalski is somthing to call a teammate in CS:GO

Pikalski what the fuck are you doing in mid, thay are B you retard

by Skolfel February 13, 2023

Pikalski

Pikalski is something to call your teamate in CS:GO

Pikalski what the fuck are you doing mid they are B and have already planted you retard

by Skolfel February 13, 2023

piddlepuss

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

by Buguba October 16, 2023