Couch Philosopher

An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"

Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?

Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.

Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life

by Pnation July 18, 2012

Philosophical Slur

1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.

"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."

by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 5, 2009

Philemon

A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

by fick off April 18, 2018

The Philis

Deriving from a sexual move first peformed in a small village in the English countryside called Chinnor,Oxfordshire. To perform the phillis you must first insert one or more fingers into a ladies vagina then subsequently insert those same fingers into the same ladies mouth. (with or without permission)

I performed the phillis last night!!

by P.G Allan April 25, 2004

philism

A word, concept or insight created by the real mirroring cockhead....

#1 - I swear you just made that word up you fucknut!

#2 - No shit; get a pen and write that shit down, you've just been enlightened by a philism....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 20, 2009

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

philosomedian

a person that thinks it is funny to make other people think harder than they would normally.

"and then the philosomedian on stage started telling jokes about string theory and evolution."

by theocamb February 5, 2010