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Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)
I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.
by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011
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persia

As well as a country, Persia is also a sweet girl who cares for people, but doesn't want to show she cares
Persia is sweet caring and stunning girl
by A.b.c.e.f.g.h.i January 10, 2017
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Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.
Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.
by yanorglu March 2, 2009
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persian

are the biggest eaters except for italians. they should be obese from all the rice and carbs they eat but some how they are usually thin. foods- ghormeh sabzi, ghondi, polo shabati, kabob, ab goosht, and my favorite, tahdig and soo much more
by filthy rich persian girl June 18, 2006
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persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde!
PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers
by Tanya June 11, 2004
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Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
by f'd January 12, 2011
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Pershing Middle School

A school filled with kids and teachers.
Most of the kids that go to pershing goes to pershing because they didn't get accepted to Lanier, the arch rival of pershing and kids with supposely "unusually long fingers".

Perhsing is filled with kids who re so damn loud and annoying as hell. Only kids who act like them can take them. Perhsing is also filled with kids who are quiet and NOT annoying and is actually col to hang with.

Pershing is also ALSO filled with kids who live so close that they can arive any damn time they want to because they live so close. I'm one of them.

The most you can do is try not to pis the teachers off on a bad day. They take their anger off the kids. sometimes.
"omg tomy cn arrive any time he wants because he lives so close to Pershing Middle School"

"Lanier totally rocks and if I could have POSSIBLY GOT into the school, i wouldn't be stuck in this place."
by Forthelastdamntime August 16, 2009
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