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double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...
by Iva Penis March 1, 2007
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penetration pal

A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.
I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!
by SicoliComedy February 8, 2017
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Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.
Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick
by mjdy November 28, 2017
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Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.
Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018
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pentafractagon

a shape with other shapes inside
texas is shaped like a pentafractagon
by jakoooo January 27, 2020
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pentafactor

It is used to describe five factors to one object or thing. It can be used for pro's and con's.
The pentafactor of an electric car is that it is cost affective to build, better for the environment, easier to drive, breaks less often and cheaper to run.
by clumclum July 2, 2022
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