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pedo bear 

a bear that rapes you and keeps you hostage.
who is in that white van?
the pedo bear ! run
Related Words

pedo-crushing 

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
pedo-crushing by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010

Pedo in a Speedo 

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool
That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

Pedo-Ball 

Pronounced: \ˈpe-də-bȯl\
Function: Noun
Inflected Form(s): Pedo-Balling


The Pedo-Ball, also known as Pedoball and in Europe the Peterball is the bait used by a pedophile to lure children over to him or her.

The ball is tossed into a crowd of children in the hope that one of them will bring the ball back over to the pedophile, who will then strike up a conversation or perhaps kidnap the child with the intent to molest.

This term was first used and discussed on the NAMBLA forums where users debated over the best way to meet boyfriends.

Over time the definition has changed and a pedo-ball can in actuality be any bait which is used to lure children to yourself with the intent to molest.
"That ball filled with candy is straight up Pedo-ball bait"

"Bob is going Pedo-Ballin' tonight, he's got the ice cream truck ready"
Pedo-Ball by AshxXx March 30, 2009

Pedo stache 

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
Pedo stache by BamBamKam November 30, 2014
Word of the Day on October 13, 2015

pedo-leech 

Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.

Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.
The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.
pedo-leech by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007