Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".

Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.

by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011

Poundland pedo

The creepy lanky man who talks to him self and bends down to look under the skirts of little girls he also works in Poundland in Runcorn

Pussface: why is he staring at my ass
Pussface: oh just ignore him that’s the Poundland pedo

by lol Roblox is fun May 7, 2020

pedo-tache

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!

by mostexellent April 5, 2008

pedo love

what pedophiles feel for children: deep love. (first pedo stage)

John felt pedo love for his little brothers because he cares a lot for them

by Lirancoxk July 30, 2009

que pedo

spanish for whats up, translates "what farts"? origanally from honduras, used in slang.

(significa "que hay de nuevo" normalmente usado en lengua bulgar)

hay man que pedo? que hicistes hayer?
(english: hay dude, whats up what did you do yesterday)

by none85 April 24, 2005

pedo atómico

Literally means "atomic fart" in spanish.
"tener un pedo atómico en la cabeza" means "to host an atomic fart in the head"
Argentine expression that is applied when someone says something absurd ridiculous and totally out of context, sometimes is also used when someone is nuts for real.

Synonym: "to be insane in the brain"

sebastián: your ma best friend
lautaro: ya, lend me some cash
sebastián: sure how much
lautaro: a million bucks
sebastián: tenés un pedo atómico en la cabeza (duh, you screwed in the head)
sebastián: yes, now lend me the money

by myoriginalname March 2, 2008

pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."

Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.

by Didaskalos January 14, 2019