Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"

Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids

by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011

pedo-tache

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!

by mostexellent April 5, 2008

pedo love

what pedophiles feel for children: deep love. (first pedo stage)

John felt pedo love for his little brothers because he cares a lot for them

by Lirancoxk July 30, 2009

que pedo

spanish for whats up, translates "what farts"? origanally from honduras, used in slang.

(significa "que hay de nuevo" normalmente usado en lengua bulgar)

hay man que pedo? que hicistes hayer?
(english: hay dude, whats up what did you do yesterday)

by none85 April 24, 2005

pedo atómico

Literally means "atomic fart" in spanish.
"tener un pedo atómico en la cabeza" means "to host an atomic fart in the head"
Argentine expression that is applied when someone says something absurd ridiculous and totally out of context, sometimes is also used when someone is nuts for real.

Synonym: "to be insane in the brain"

sebastián: your ma best friend
lautaro: ya, lend me some cash
sebastián: sure how much
lautaro: a million bucks
sebastián: tenés un pedo atómico en la cabeza (duh, you screwed in the head)
sebastián: yes, now lend me the money

by myoriginalname March 2, 2008

pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."

Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.

by Didaskalos January 14, 2019