parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005

parbunkells

A sex act where two gay men rub their penises together.

Mike and Joe were doing parbunkells together.

by Frank McD July 1, 2015

Pardon

-A word for socially awkward boys
-for unconsious using

Gay Top - Strip
Gay Bottom - *Pardon?*

by Astronomical-Cherry on twitter May 29, 2018

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 6, 2004

pardon my French

Je n'ai pas francais. Pardon my french.

Shit ass wigga

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.

Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD

by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011