You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

fuck the slut out of her

When you fuck a virgin or an inexperienced chick leading her to do the nastiest things and to behave like an experienced slut.

Hey man! Look at that cute chick, I am sure she hasn't tried a proper cock yet....oh God, I wish I could fuck the slut out of her!

by cleverboy December 25, 2007

bored out of my mind

What I am right now. That is why I am on this sight creating this definition.

Hello, I am bored out of my mind.

by Got nothin to do. August 23, 2011

out of order

Meaning its wrong or its crazy

"you're outta orda!"
"that stupid little kid just stole 20 bucks from me, hes outta orda!"

by kAuZ October 7, 2003

out of the closet

(adjective) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.

He decided to come out of the closet.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.

"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"

by Prof XXX January 1, 2004

Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 21, 2007