A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.
Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010
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by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010
Get the tissue box orgasm mug.When two or more people have so much candy and so many energy drinks that the only way to get rid of all the energy is to have sex for hours on end.
Those two had about 10 bags of skittles and 5 energy drinks each, so they did it for 5 hours straight and called it Orgasmic Pinata.
by Nymphomatic666 June 21, 2008
Get the Orgasmic Pinata mug.a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.
the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.
by Dr. Sexpert November 4, 2010
Get the post-clitoral orgasm mug.Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"
Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"
Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
by Sam Ryan November 1, 2006
Get the Intellectual Orgasm mug.A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.
Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.
by Rey December 9, 2003
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