option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.

I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.

by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006

Optimism

The view that Optimus Prime is the ultimate deity, father figure, and driving force of the universe.

Jane: Thank God for Optimus.
John: Don't you mean, "thank Optimus for God?"
One example of Optimism as a religion.

by alderryeguy January 31, 2010

Optimus Prime

Jesus couldn't turn into a fire truck.

Hey, it's Optimus Prime

by Hobojack14 May 27, 2008

Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

The option

You always have the option, no matter what.

Student 1: 10 page report! WTF!
Student 2: Don't do it. I'm not going to.
Student 1: You need to! It's required to pass the class
Student 2: No, you have the option not to.
Student 1: BUT YOU WILL FAIL THE CLASS!!!
Student 2: I know, but you don't have to do the report if you don't want to. You have the option to fail if you want.

by SPlDERMAN August 19, 2006

optimum pride

When you're driving and you see a truck that looks strikingly similar to popular character Optimus Prime.

T**gina si Optimum pride puknginang yan si optimum pride oh orRrhh OrrHh Orrhh uGhh UghHh tanina babe si optimum pride oh uRrgh OrghH Uurgh

by amogusssssssssss November 10, 2021

The Figel Option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.

"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."

by Y0shi November 28, 2005