short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

Booty Shorts

Shorts that often are nothing but sheer strips of cloth, with visible pockets hanging from the seems. The butt will often slip from the clothing, implying a "sexy look."

But has unfortunately become more popular with young teenage girls.

"Her booty shorts are letting her butt fall out! Should we warn her?!"
"Nah, that's the look these days."

by Cool in every way possible. August 16, 2015

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.

Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.

by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016

short thicc

When any girl/boy is really short but has a nice butt.

"Patricia is sooooo short thicc"

by Fruitkake February 8, 2018