objectively attractive 

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

objectively attractive by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

Objectum 

Someone romantically and or sexually attracted towards inanimate objects

Person 1: Why does catgirl47 post so many photos of her plushie.
Person 2: Oh well because they're dating shes objectum

Objectum by Dis_bis August 13, 2023

objectum sexual 

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectum sexual by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

Objectphile 

Someone who is sexually attracted to objects or makes porn of objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

Joey is sexually attracted to Leafy from BFDI, making him an objectphile.

Objectphile by luckytaaru December 10, 2020

ObjectiveCode 

ObjectiveCode is a non-profit organization teaching the modern generation youth to use creativity to CREATE things that will impact their community in a positive way.

Have you seen the new ObjectiveCode event? I heard they're hosting an app workshop!

ObjectiveCode by SomeBoionTheInternet March 31, 2021

orbject 

an object that happens to be orb-shaped.

I thought he was throwing oranges at me, but they turned out to be non-fruit orbjects.

orbject by IsaacOHayes November 30, 2006

objectaphilia 

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

objectaphilia by Boston Legal January 23, 2008