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Polarized Objectivity

When you don't know what to write about in your executive summary and your third group member refuses to do anything so you just make some bullshit up to make it sound like you know what you are talking about.
The factor of speed has not been addressed yet in the article, as its importance is subjected to the user, rather than being something that has polarized objectivity.
by lipoicacid April 13, 2025
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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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objectioning

a different version of objecting
someone: *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection*
someone else: he's objectioning!
the person objectioning: yes. ;)
by definition-er 3000 December 27, 2020
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Objective Whore

This person will put all of their effort and will do everything in their power into completing the objective in as little time as possible. This person usually does not help their team or get kills and steals points off of other players
I was having a fun time until the Objective Whore came around.
That guy was such an Objective Whore he kept dying.
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
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HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way
Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong
by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021
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