A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.
by eruboner September 17, 2018
Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
by Hotsauce Curt October 13, 2015
The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.
by fendingo March 03, 2014
Something With Numbers is a relatively young Australian punk/rock band, having been together four years and hailing from the Central Coast. They signed with indie label Below Par Records in 2001.
It consists of:
·Jake Grigg-Vocals
·Lachlan Scott-Guitar
·Tim Crocker-Guitar
·Scott Chapman-Bass
·Dave Mcbeath-Drums
They released their first album, Ettiquette in 2004 which was quite a heavy, deep album and followed up recently with their second album, Perfect Distraction, a more upbeat rock record, in 2006.
Both albums show the creativity and depth of the band and Perfect Distraction has launched them into a somewhat state of stardom.
Some songs to download are:
I'm Sorry I'm Wrong (Ettiqutte)
Apple of the Eye (Perfect Distraction)
Double Dyed (Perfect Distraction)
On the Inside (Ettiqutte)
Crowner Of Kings (Ettiqutte)
Or you could supports these guys and actually go out and buy the album. It won't kill you.
It consists of:
·Jake Grigg-Vocals
·Lachlan Scott-Guitar
·Tim Crocker-Guitar
·Scott Chapman-Bass
·Dave Mcbeath-Drums
They released their first album, Ettiquette in 2004 which was quite a heavy, deep album and followed up recently with their second album, Perfect Distraction, a more upbeat rock record, in 2006.
Both albums show the creativity and depth of the band and Perfect Distraction has launched them into a somewhat state of stardom.
Some songs to download are:
I'm Sorry I'm Wrong (Ettiqutte)
Apple of the Eye (Perfect Distraction)
Double Dyed (Perfect Distraction)
On the Inside (Ettiqutte)
Crowner Of Kings (Ettiqutte)
Or you could supports these guys and actually go out and buy the album. It won't kill you.
SWN Fan-I bought 'Perfect Distraction' yesterday. It's so different to 'Ettiquette' but it is still really good.
Obilvious person-What is 'Perfect Distraction' and 'Ettiquette'?
SWN Fan-Something With Numbers new album!! Do you get out at all?
Oblivious person-I like Pepsi Chart Hits # 4
SWN Fan- *sigh*
Obilvious person-What is 'Perfect Distraction' and 'Ettiquette'?
SWN Fan-Something With Numbers new album!! Do you get out at all?
Oblivious person-I like Pepsi Chart Hits # 4
SWN Fan- *sigh*
by jammi April 23, 2007
D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
by Hace The Ace September 13, 2007
Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.
by SeanCallaway October 15, 2004
according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.
"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"
"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"
"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"
by Eurochris2 January 05, 2009