Definitions by eruboner

Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

Woke by numbers by eruboner September 17, 2018

Sweet n sour

A mixture of spanking and tickling ass cheeks

Give my ass the ol sweet n sour.

Sweet n sour by eruboner August 1, 2018

Croatian Cuddle 

When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv

Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle

Croatian Cuddle by eruboner July 15, 2018

Erubenous 

Erogenous zone of rubbing

your fingers are hitting all my erubenous zones

Erubenous by eruboner July 13, 2018