NoT mY ProBlem

It is an infamous line by Johnny from NCT during their North American tour- Hit the states, when Mark said he kept losing all his bets ever since he came to N.America

MArk: I kEeP lOsINg AlL mY bETs

JohnNY: NoT mY pRobLem

by taeyongdilf June 24, 2021

white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.

Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."

by steve825 September 3, 2011

no problem buddy

Unbothered by another person's issues

Bud🤓- "Hey man! thanks for dropping off Molly, I've been looking everywhere for her!"
Guy😎- " No problem buddy, just doing what I do best, my guy!🤙🏼🫂🔌

by XxhAMBERgerxX September 11, 2023

Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.

Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.

by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021

frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.

"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."

by P-Jones October 28, 2013

Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.

I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!

by Plodo August 16, 2020

Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.

Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019