melfartie

This alien is a very strange creature! It all started 500 years ago when Melanie decided to fart so loudley that the whole earth shaked! This lead to them being cancelled like Astrid! They got sentenced with a gavel and are extremely smelly.

melfartie smells

by elsafloral May 2, 2021

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 5, 2018

Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

“I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020

drop myself

Another way to talk about committing suicide

" I just wanna drop myself, you know? "

by Gothic Husband March 21, 2021

Shat meself

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence

Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place

by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021