The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011

mongole

Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.

a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.

by Nihb June 13, 2005

Mongolians

shitty wall tearing people who have no life but to fuck the chinese in every way posible

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS. God dammit, why do every time chinese people try to build up a wall, mongolian people have to come and nock it down!

by 1337peeper September 21, 2005

mongolian surprise

when you take a shit in the public showers

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise

by mikecw December 25, 2008

mongolian overbite

eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans

she suckeed my balls and my dick at the same time, she called it a mongolian overbite

by billy blumpkin September 23, 2005

mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007