monkey

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

by DaChazman March 3, 2005

Monkey

The well browned skin on the top of a baked rice pudding.

"Boy! Look at the monkey on that!"

by P Didn't September 27, 2009

monkey

A woman that has sex with two or more partners at the same time. Named that because she is jumping from bed to bed.

Rolling Stones: Monkey Man;
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"

by kozykole May 9, 2003

Monkey

another word for a blunt.

"Lets go smoke a Monkey!" or "Can I hit That Monkey?"

by K-Fam January 3, 2008

monkey

a boy with a structured face what gives hints to relations with a jungle creature. Usually with big ears, and a big pointy lips.

Wipe that smile off your monkey face...

by Chan March 5, 2003

monkey

A big fat wet pussy(all da ladies can shake dat monkey)

All da ladies shake dat monkey!!!!!!!

by shakin my monkey September 26, 2003

Monkey

Monkeys are the sexiest animal alive. They outbeat most men, except for very sexy men. Come on, their long hairy arms are such a turnon.

Ooo we got to go see that movie, it has a monkey in it. And we all know monkey's are sexy!

by SeXxIe BaBe August 11, 2003