Mister Matley

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.

Mister Matley never takes attendance.

by Θ. יִ .יְ. Nizarck March 22, 2005

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

Mineral

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014

miserious

adjective
1. wretchedly painful to feel, experience, or embody.

"her heart broke in the most miserious way"

2. (of a person) deliberately causing distress or suffering.
"the evil king was miserious to his people"

My invitation to life is to enter me fully, this requires that I allow even the miserious to flow through me.

by lovehascalledameeting May 15, 2016

data miner

A person who searches in online games files to find unreleased contents before they are announced.

- Hey dude did you hear about the upcomming patch for League of Legends, they are removing Teemo from the game.

- Wow that's awesome man how did you know that?

- Some data miner datamined the files and found out about whats going to be comming and Teemo was missing.

- LOLOL GOOD I HATE TEEMO

by Teemo hater October 6, 2013

Sister from another Mister

The same as "brother from another mother", but it doesnt rhyme as well. What a gril or boy will say to a close girlfriend, Sister used because the girl is very close to them, another mister is used because the girl is born to a different father.

"Hey my sista from another mista!"

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003