Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Meffa

Medford, MA

by M-easy July 5, 2003

muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

by danny May 14, 2003

muffbluff

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.

Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.

by Fax Modem March 10, 2008

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005