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Clout Marriage

When two people get married (ussaly influencers or random people on tik tok to prove a point) just to boost their clout on social media or views. These clout marriages usually end in divorce after a few days or at least with in the year.
Tana mogo and Jake Paul had a clout marriage and then got divorce.

David Dobbrik married Jason Nash’s mom for a YouTube video for views.
by Sashaslayyer3000 May 27, 2020
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Facebook Marriage

When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."
Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.
by xxpikapikaxx June 28, 2011
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Marriage fraud

marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds
tubbo: what’s marriage fraud?

tommy innit: marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds
by Lonelysorrows December 19, 2020
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Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
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Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.
"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."
by prinnyfan May 9, 2009
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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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Marriage Material

A person who you think would make a good spouse for you.
-Who's that girl over there? Looks like a good marriage material
by MC Zaxid October 10, 2008
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